A Study of Color

Recently I conducted a very scientific study of a particular color. The debate: Is Carolina Blue a real color? To answer this question experts from colleges across the state were consulted.

I asked a professor from NC State if it was Carolina blue. They said "no", got a nosebleed, and stormed off.

I asked a professor from Duke the same question. He refused to answer then drove off in his Rolls Royce.

I asked a professor from ECU but she was passed out.

I asked a professor from Carolina and he proceeded to go into an hour long lecture as to why it does, half of which I'm about positive wasn't in English.

I asked a professor from WCU, and I don't think he understood the question.

I asked a professor from Furman. He hit me and called me names.

I asked a professor from UNCG. I think he tried to put the moves on me.

I asked a professor from App and with dilated pupils, he ate all my candy, and told me the only colors that existed were black and gold.

I asked God and he said.."It's called Columbia blue". So I headed for South Carolina....

May God keep you this and every night!!!

(p.s. I really made all that stuff up, all of those colleges are respectable institutions of learning..I think..any relation to current stereotypes of the people there is purely coincidental...lol)